New Two State Solution Proposed By Israel: New York & Florida

In a startling offer, Israel's newly elected regime said it would allow Palestinians to eat regularly if the USA would sign over New York and Florida as newly occupied territories. The Obama administration said it found the offer thoughtful and would put it before the Republikud party in congress, but the Demokatz party demanded that a replica of the Wailing Wall be permanetly set up at the nation's capital before it would support the proposal.